Letter No. 3 — Already Behind
Postmarked October 19, 2026
Somewhere on the leonlink.net front
Monday, 19 October 0245
Dear Margaret,
I'm fine, honey. Tired, but fine. I'm writing this one standing up, so forgive the handwriting.
Things got hectic when the new XO reported in. 1st Lt. Bugs came through the gate and before he could set down his bag, he was already behind. That's no fault of his. The army underplanned, like it always does. Nobody had his desk ready, his orders were still being typed, and the work he was hired to run had been piling up since before he was born.
So now he's running from tent to tent trying to do his job, and I'm the one keeping him running. I'll be honest with you, because I'm always honest with you. I keep him busy because if I don't, the General gets me. That's how it goes in this man's army. The weight rolls downhill, and I'm standing about halfway down the hill.
The General is fuming. I can't tell you what about, or the censors would have my hide, but you can picture a kettle on high. The Captain, meanwhile, is trying to hold it all together with tape and paperwork. You know which one I am.
Poor Lt. Bugs can't even think. I watched him start three checklists at once and finish none of them. He looked at me like a man trying to drink from a fire hose. I told him the first day is always the worst day. I hope that's true.
Now here's the funny part. The junior officers are doing good. Lt. Pizzapan, Lt. GMan and Lt. Blueprint have their heads down and their teams moving. Not a peep of trouble out of them tonight.
And the privates? Pvt. Dash, Pvt. Patch and Pvt. Pixel are just playing games. I'm not joking, Margaret. In their defense, playing the games is the job. Testing, they call it. But try explaining that to a fuming General at 0230.
That's the army for you. The top is on fire, the middle is sweating, and the bottom is having the time of its life.
Word around camp is that reinforcements are coming. A Site Ops lieutenant, a floating QA private, maybe more. I hope it's true, Margaret. I pray it's soon. A few more good men and Lt. Bugs might finally get a night to think.
Coffee hasn't improved. Mail call can't come soon enough.
How's the porch light? Is it still flickering, or did somebody finally fix it? Tell me something calm, honey. I could use calm.
Give my love to everyone. Tell them the Captain is holding the line.
Your loving husband,
Pip
CAPT E. FitzWalden
HQ, AI Game Unit, leonlink.net
P.S. I gave Lt. Bugs my last good cup of coffee. Don't tell the General.
LEON